This was an interesting week. I've also been watching all the Resident Evil movies since I just recently watched Resident Evil: Afterlife, and I thought to myself "Oh! Maybe it'd be cool if I actually knew what was going on!" It's been a pretty chill and I was able to jump for joy figuring out that I passed a course I thought I would've failed. My mark on the exam was a 63% and I panicked. But I added all my marks up and my final grade was a 65.25% which was just about a pass. The passing grade for all my courses is 65%.
To celebrate such a great finding me and my friends went to a comedy show featuring a tall guy called Dylan, and a french guy called Derek Seguin. They were both hilarious and super awesome! I never stopped laughing and it was the perfect stress reliever. I can't really repeat any of their jokes because they are either filled with too much swearing or it had to be told by them since they make the joke what it is. Whether it is their tone of voice, their accents, their facial features, or their funny sounds. They own the joke and telling someone else's joke is always a tough one.
I do remember this one joke though. Do not read this if you are too innocent to watch anything that doesn't have ponies in it.
***Dylan: I think porn is important in a relationship. I say that because being with one person for your whole life can be tough. Guys will never be everything you want them to be. We will never be a hunky fireman with strong ripping muscles but still cares about you in a timid way, that buys you flowers on Thursday just because it's Thursday. And for us guys, well... you girls no matter how hard you try.... will never be a threesome.***
It's probably more of a guy joke than anything else. It's been a long night because I haven't had any solid sleep since Saturday. I do not know what happened but I haven't been able to sleep throughout the night without waking up. I always wake up every other hour to turn. It all feels like a very tiring blur. On Thursday though I went downtown in hopes of playing a tournament but I thought it was canceled due to the lack of attendance. That was not the case though because 10 mins after I left I got a text from a friend saying they all showed up to play. Oh well what can you do. I then got invited to go out for the night and it was actually a lot funner than I expected. I do not really remember much of it but it was a good night.
To celebrate such a great finding me and my friends went to a comedy show featuring a tall guy called Dylan, and a french guy called Derek Seguin. They were both hilarious and super awesome! I never stopped laughing and it was the perfect stress reliever. I can't really repeat any of their jokes because they are either filled with too much swearing or it had to be told by them since they make the joke what it is. Whether it is their tone of voice, their accents, their facial features, or their funny sounds. They own the joke and telling someone else's joke is always a tough one.
I do remember this one joke though. Do not read this if you are too innocent to watch anything that doesn't have ponies in it.
***Dylan: I think porn is important in a relationship. I say that because being with one person for your whole life can be tough. Guys will never be everything you want them to be. We will never be a hunky fireman with strong ripping muscles but still cares about you in a timid way, that buys you flowers on Thursday just because it's Thursday. And for us guys, well... you girls no matter how hard you try.... will never be a threesome.***
It's probably more of a guy joke than anything else. It's been a long night because I haven't had any solid sleep since Saturday. I do not know what happened but I haven't been able to sleep throughout the night without waking up. I always wake up every other hour to turn. It all feels like a very tiring blur. On Thursday though I went downtown in hopes of playing a tournament but I thought it was canceled due to the lack of attendance. That was not the case though because 10 mins after I left I got a text from a friend saying they all showed up to play. Oh well what can you do. I then got invited to go out for the night and it was actually a lot funner than I expected. I do not really remember much of it but it was a good night.
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