With a lack of Microsoft Word and spell check, I have chosen to write to you on my blog. Please copy and paste the following so you may print it out later. It seems that you tell me that you're leaving quite frequently. I still can't believe it's been a year since the last time you went to HK. This past year just felt so short compared to every other year. I guess it's because it's true when they say time goes by faster when you're laughing. Have you had fun this year? Lots of laughs I presume. I know for sure I've had an awesome year and that you are one of the many reasons for it. I've met a lot of people this year and made a ton of new friends. You were one of the very first non school friends I had ever made. I think it was around the beginning of grade 11 that I started to become less shy. You I guess are a pioneer to my social career, but I'm sorry that you are because I'm sure I was a very awkward kid. At least you think I'm awesome now right? If you even dare to say no I'm not talking to you anymore =.=".
But even if you magically believe that I'm awesome, strong, and well put together, you are completely wrong. I can prove it to you with this true story I'm about to tell you that happened just two days ago. Upon leaving to a friends place I was in the shoe room type thing of my house. The first door to my house opens to the shoe place and then the second door leads into my home. So I was in that little room when right after I put on my shoes I looked up and there on the door leading to the outside world, a gigantic wasp. It had legs, its behind seemed detached it was huge. It was probably about an inch long and its legs included made it 1/2 an inch tall. But in order to sound like more of a man I will tell everyone it was 3 inches long and an inch tall. I followed sighting it by doing the manliest thing I could've at the moment. I screamed like a little girl and ran back inside. Afterwords, I attempted to kill it by hitting it but could not gather the courage to open the door again since it took flight at such alarming speeds. My sister told me to spray it with hairspray but the hairsprays range was only about a foot. I was not willing to move a foot in front of it. That would still be considered brave range. I needed the spray to range about a meter, which was considered wimp range. After a while, my sister tried to scare it away by swearing at it but it could not leave because both doors were closed so we both left through the backdoor. So you see I'm not as tough as you thought.
I'm sure you're thinking to yourself that you never actually thought I was ever tough but that's ok because I think we all knew that at some point in time =). HK is a very hot place for very hot individuals so they didn't allow me to go, they rejected my plane ticket. But it seems that you go frequently so I guess you qualify! That's something good to celebrate. Remember to buy me lots of neat stuff you always seem to forget that. That's ok I'm sure it's because you're too busy having fun and not at all because you just forgot about Kevin. If that was the case I would have to be mad =). Anywho, I'm glad I met you and I'm glad you're always online for me to talk to. You're an awesome friend. And remember this, my cheesiness may be super corny, but my corn and cheese is comfort food! So if you ever need me just ask and I'll cook you up a mighty meal of cheese and corn! Notice that they're both processed foods you do not need to prepare... That tells you a lot about my cooking abilities. For however long you'll be gone you'll be missed here in Toronto! But we all forgive you for leaving because we know how much fun you'll have over there! Bring back memories and smiles =). See you soon.
Sincerely,
Kevin
Kevin
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