March break arrives~

Once upon a time, there lived a little boy.... ok maybe he was six feet but was young at heart. On his journey to the local mall he stopped to wait for the bus. Low and behold a crazy lady was walking around on the road with a baby carriage... The little boy screamed "OH DEAR GOD THAT CAN'T BE NORMAL." But then again not much was normal in such a messed up town.

It was generally a very dull day but had many highlights. A man walked up to the saleswomen where she sat comfortably in her seat overlooking all her sunglasses. With a glimpse of hope that she may have been able to make a sale, the man shot those chances down faster than George Bush was declared an idiot. He simply asked "Where's the Starbucks here?". The lady replied with a gloomy smile "Upstairs to your left." She did however have leopard framed glasses xD haha I should've bought them to make my leopard fur coat =).

I also had a thorough discussion with a friend about a mug I had seen in the Disney store that declared Mickey Mouse Happy Since 1928. With such assumptions, Mickey must've been pretty pissed off before then... All in all the mall is a fun place to go if you have money or at least some sort of purpose. If not, you'll be drawn to buy things you probably shouldn't like $13 dollars worth of chocolate from Bulk Barn. The power of sales can convince a man to spend $20 on a shirt he'd never want anyways. Lesson of the day is never go to the mall with too much money, because the more you bring the more you will spend. *Says confidently while hugging his new $45 bag bought after a "stroll" in a mall*

Currently listening to: New Found Glory - Kiss Me

down to earth~