School... a weight loss program?~

Today was an interesting day. ACI being one of the oldest schools around, conveniently does not have air conditioning. I had wore a plain black shirt and a zip up hoodie to school today. I did not like my shirt so I refused to take it off. With that said, I probably lost close to five pounds today sweating in all my classes. An individual actually said to me "It occurs to me that you are hot." I laughed and replied "Why yes I do look stunning today." He giggled and explained "I meant you seem to be at a higher body temperature level than usual." I agree. "It also occurs to me that your problem would be solved if you removed your sweater." I further explain "Yes but I don't want to, because I don't like my shirt..." With the unfortunate amounts of luck I had today, there was even a planned fire drill during my spare forcing me to cease my game of Crazy 8's and leave the cafeteria.

During my lunch period, I told the story of the deadly snake kung fu move. Over the weekend I had visited No Frills. While I was there I bumped into an old acquaintance in the vegetable section, which was relatively empty. He had said "Wanna see something I learned?" Naturally I allowed him to demonstrate. He stood in a snake like kung fu stance and screamed "Hiyah!" I gave him an look and asked "And what's that supposed to do?" So he voluntarily showed me by jabbing me in the throat. I was on the floor for a good five minutes as many people walked by asking if I was having a seizure. The entire day I spent comparing lame jokes with each other. I have actually compiled a list:

1. Why is the bride never happy at her wedding?.... because shes not marrying the best man!
2. What's worst than eating a piece of poo?.... eating two pieces of poo!
3. Why didn't the pirate go watch the movie?... because it was rated argh!
4. What did the monkey say to the space aliens?... "geiw geiwy geiw!" (Chinese pronunciation of banana)
5. If you keep eating you'll have more chins than a Chinese phonebook xP

These may seem lame but they sure do cheer me up when I'm feeling down, that is other than FailBlog. Boyee also put a rubber band around her arm while eating her lunch. I pulled it back and let it snap. It created a very faint 1/2 circle red mark across her arm. She was furious until I said "If it was anyone else you'd be laughing too." At that instant she began to laugh. Anything else that happened today happened in a blur. I wasn't much aware of my surroundings as I was faint-ish all day due to the heat. I walked around the halls staring straight at the ceiling for the most part. This was because I usually stared at the floor while I walked to not arouse suspicion for possible creeper alert. However, today seemed to be come special "let's all wear skirts and shorts day." Therefore I was too afraid to look down. Instead I aimlessly stared up the entire day with some exceptions of bumping into people below 5.1'.

After school I waited at the snack shack ordering food for several people. One of which was SLo since she did not have a lunch. As I waited in line a tenner called Lampson stepped in line as well. He begged me to buy him food but I refused. He then called me lame and I stated that he had been cut from both tennis and badminton, while I was one of the better players for both. He then told me to "Go play some real sports!" With that said I questioned his authority by asking "And what sports are you in?" Silence fell upon the conversation than you could imagine. With that said I giggled and proceeded to purchase my goods. As I entered I noticed someone with the exact name as me registered under helpers for the following day. Either there was someone else with the exact same first and last name as me I did not know about or I was drunk and signed up for something I had not recalled. I have decided that tomorrow at lunch, I will buy milk from them just to find out who this man is.

I also had tennis today and I expected to be terrible since I had not played since what seemed like the beginning of time. However, I was actually better than most of the people there other than an individual I had never been able to beat. I left early and arrived back at school to talk with some of my friends and went to the food court with Sherie for her dinner. Afterwords, I went home and my day had ended there. What I did have in mind after words was that my dad showed a stunning resemblance to the evil villain from the o' so famous cartoon the Power Puff Girls. That is right, my dad is secretly Mojo Jojo, my favourite monkey related character. His tone of voice and his way of speech matches perfectly with this character. The lesson I have learned today is to never doubt your own abilities, even if there will always be people better than you, there will definitely also be people that are worst than you.


Currently listening to: Epik High ft. Yoongjin - Love Love Love

down to earth~