I had originally planned to bus to Campbell to meet up with Emmy since she was watching the Metros Badminton Tournament, but SLo had told me that A.Jin and a bunch of them were going to go to Pacific Mall. She also invited Emmy to go as well. However, plans changed and Emmy was stuck at Pacific Mall with V.Lai, while SLo and A.Jin were debating on where to go due to indecisiveness. I was extremely furious since I had looked forward to seeing her the whole day. I guess it just wasn't meant to be. Emmy was pretty upset that I stood her up. With multiple explanations I was still not able to get the point across that I was deeply sorry. Emmy isn't mad anymore and we even had a two hour phone conversation that night. It was a fun day though.
As we waited for A.Jin's arrival, SLo, Sherie, Sanche and I played a bit of Big 2. Knowing SLo, we played with a bit of a twist. She had changed the names of all the combos and card combinations. Singles were ninjas, pairs were fishes, triples were threesomes, straights were jerks, and flushes were douches. SLo kept trying to win with a jerk douche, which would've been a straight flush. After a while of nonsense and a couple of burns, A.Jin arrived and we played the trust game. The trust game was when an individual closed their eyes and fell backwards with the trust of their partner catching them from behind. SLo had trust issues and while falling back, stumbled and whipped her arms around. During this act of randomness, she had managed to whack me in the face. We then decided to go to Food Jungle near our school. The moment we walked in they declared that the tapioca was clean out and we migrated to Oriental Center. There we ordered drinks and Emmy had called me on the phone.
While on the phone with Emmy I had several interruptions from A.Jin. He claimed that my presence with a phone compromised his enjoyment of his beverage. I therefore carried on to ignore him. It was his fault that I was unable to see Emmy so Emmy's last wish was for revenge. Then I carried out my master plan and slapped A.Jin across the face. He took my phone and blurted out signs of affection that I may have felt for her. I then pursued A.Jin with my shoe. Upon leaving SLo slapped me in the face as I burned her with a sickly smile. Quickly she apologized and claimed that she did not expect that to have happened. I quickly responded with "Your hand came flying at my face, what did you THINK would happen! Did you think your hand was going to go through my head or something?!" Justin later on was assaulted and kicked in the gonads by SLo. A.Jin took initiative and avenged Justin by kicking SLo in the pelvis. She whaled with agony screaming "OWW MY BALLS!" SLo was a female... As we finally exited, we locked SLo in a telephone booth like object and did not let her out. After she had finally escaped she walked in again to get her bag. We once again closed the door behind her. Eventually we got tired of laughing at her and we all went home. The lesson I had learned for the day is that promises should be kept, or else someone will get slapped.
*MOVIE SPOILER*
I had also watched Monsters Vs. Aliens that night. With B.O.B the funniest cutest blob ever, and Gallaxhar the funniest evil person ever, it was truly a great movie. At one point Gallaxhar screamed "WHAT THE FLAGNARD!" as Susan stormed in on his ship. At other times B.O.B was hitting on a jello, and trying to differentiate between boys and girls. "No thats a boy, look at his boobies!" He also attempted to fight off a giant robot. After being stepped on he held onto the robots foot. "I got him you guys! I'm wearing him down! I think he's slowed down now!" His last act of heroism is when he assisted in Susan's breakup with Derek. Susan thanked him for breaking up with Derek for her and he replied "You were going out with Derek too? That two timing butt!" These lines may not make sense as of the moment, but will appear hilarious to those that have watched the movie.
Currently listening to: 林峰 - 愛不疚
down to earth~
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