Epic monologue~

During class today, due to a lack of interest, I decided to finally write that epic monologue I've always wanted to. A monologue I would recite in the face of danger. A statement made to all evil do'ers. Basically something I would randomly spew out to someone I disliked to let them know they were the antagonist of the story that is life. Although traditionally, an antagonist is an evil villain, the actual definition states that the antagonist is just someone that opposes the protagonist or the hero. In some sense, the go hand in hand like ying and yang. So here it is, my epic monologue:

Halt demon of the underworld. I have come to put an end to your cruel sick disgusting ways. You will no longer terrorize these city streets. For long enough have you suppressed goodwill and justice. Now, with this sword of righteousness, I shall slay the devil's syndicate in hope that the stars may peacefully realign. I will not allow the universe to be thrown into chaos any longer if my name isn't James Edward the Third of the Shang Dynasty. I realized you could have escaped within the time frame of this speech but you choose to stay for you have realized your wrongs. Begone foul fiend! *slash slash slash*

Without clear understanding of what I could possibly use such absurd text for, I'll just use it to possibly scare one of my friends. Today's lesson is to use your time well, and even if you aren't learning you can still use it to do something else worth while.

Currently listening to: Sick Puppies - All The Same

down to earth~